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ANY body part?

27 Jan

*Maximum* number of questions you should allow your child to ask your sister’s body piercer friend about his profession: 4

The conversation leading up to the threshold:

Kid A: (Question #1) What are those holes in your ears?
Piercer: Bamboo rings.
Kid A: (Question #2) Do you have a lot of other piercings?
Piercer: Yup
Kid A: (Question #3) Do you pierce people’s noses?
Piercer: Yup.
Kid A: (Question #4) What about belly buttons?
Aunt B: (exasperated) Oh my God! You can get *ANY BODY PART* pierced!!!
And….then came question 5.
It’s all a horrible parenting haze after that…

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